Better Than Vitamin C

4:15pm
In Human Resources Class

Oh good God, am surrounded by sick people. Classroom is festering incubus of disease. Gah!!! MUST NOT GET SICK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

GAH!!! COUGHING ON MY NECK!! COUGHING ON MY NECK! HEINOUS CRIME!!!!!

4:45pm
Must. Calm. Down.

Must realize that if believe that will get sick, am sure to get sick. Must instead have confidence in self, in manner of Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore. NOTHING can destroy Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore.

Right. Ok. Am fearless neurotic with immune system of steel. Sleep well, eat healthy, exercise regularly, and do not drink/smoke/party. Sickness is an impossibility. Am invincible.


5:15pm
Hah! Feel better already!