What it sounds like inside my head

In case anyone was wondering, this is what it sounds like in my carefully constructed, insular reality:

Funny thing... I was actually in a Nicholas Nickleby play in high school. In the first part, I played the Infant Phenomenon, a deranged, drunken freakshow-dancer-ish-disaster. I was brilliant. In the second part, I played Madeline, the love interest. I was awful.

I wonder what this says about my character. Hum, probably nothing.