Monday, January 5, 2009

Resolutions

9:28pm
Home, kitchen, nestled next to stove

Hurrah! Have finished New Year's Resolutions. Think will be brilliant success, in manner of up-and-coming-soon-to-be-famous young metropolitan neurotic female. Definitely.

Simply have to stick to resolutions.

Simone's New Year's Resolutions
  1. Regularly ask self: "What would Audrey Hepburn do?"
  2. Keep journal; update blog at LEAST once weekly
  3. Develop photography and digital art portfolio
  4. Gain five pounds and lose no weight (Take THAT Americans!)
  5. Live life as though were fascinating, happy-go-lucky novel/ Japanese anime / manga / drama
  6. Be fearless, humble, flawless, and composed
  7. Simplify life with organization, honesty, and assertive, direct manner
  8. Intern with magazine
  9. Be as selfless and charitable as rotten soul will allow
  10. Take calcium tablets, consume less salt, take more walks, and in exercise, do less flexion and more extension
Excellent work. Will celebrate by watching "On How To Be Lovely"


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